A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the  cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he  is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want  to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend   me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you   get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that  there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a  nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do  about that. #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be  Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,  "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" "OK" the nun says, "Pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with   a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they are back on the road,  the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you   crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied,  I must confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is  Bruce and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."