JOKES PAGE

 

 

10) He said..".I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it."
      She said...."You wear shorts, don't you? "

9)  She said..."What do you mean by coming home half drunk?"
     He said...."It's not my fault...I ran out of money."

 

 

8)  He said..."Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way."
     She said..."Well....you succeeded."

 

7)  He said..."Two inches more, and I would be king!!"
     She said...."Two inches less, and you would be queen!!"

 

 

6)  On wall in Ladies Room:  "My husband follows me everywhere."
     Written just below it:   "I DO NOT."

 

 

5)  He said..."Shall we try a different position tonight?"
     She said..."That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I lay on the sofa & sleep."

 

 

4)  Priest....".I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband."
     She said..."Who's gonna look?"

 

 

3)  He said..."What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
     She said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

 

 

2)  He said..."Let's go out and have some fun tonight!!"
     She said...."Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

 

 

AND THE NUMBER 1 "HE SAID...SHE SAID":

1)  He said..."Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"
     She said..."I would, but you're never there."

 

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