| Did you know .......... |
 It
is impossible to lick your elbow. |
| A
crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. |
| A
shrimp's heart is in their head. |
| People
say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your
heartstops for a mili-second. |
| In
a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported
a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted
to do so - apart from Bones ). |
| It
is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. |
| A
pregnant goldfish is called a twit |
| Between
1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti
especially for the German market that consisted solely of little
pastaswastikas. |
| In
average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two
weeks kissing in their lifetime. |
| More
than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
telephone call. |
| Rats
and horses can't vomit. |
| The
"sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language. |
| If
you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a
sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. if
you keep
your eyes open by force, they can pop out. |
| Rats
multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million
descendants. |
| Wearing
headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by
700 times. |
| If
the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,
Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,
1969,
make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles? |
| In
every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. |
| The
cigarette lighter was invented before the match. |
| Thirty-five
percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already
married. |
| A
duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. |
| 23%
of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their buttocks. |
| In
the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70
assorted insects and 10 spiders. |
| Most
lipstick contains fish scales. |
| Cat's
urine glows under a black-light. |
| Like
fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. |
| Over
75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. |
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