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Little
Johnny Jokes
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Little Johnny was sitting in class
doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny,
if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your
gun, how many would be left?" "None",
replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the
answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are
thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a
question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in
a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third
one sucking her cone, which one is married?
"Well," said the teacher
nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No,"
said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But
I like the way you're thinking!"
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