- JOKES PAGE
Beer...I'll have one of those
lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer" he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she
walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth
talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That
isn't really Magic Beer, is it?" "Yes, I'll show you." He
takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building
3 times and comes back in the window.
lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes
another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building
three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her
takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window....plummets 30
stories....breaks every bone in her body......and dies.
bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a
real asshole when you're drunk."