Q. What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A. The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

 

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 Q. Why did God create yeast infections?
A. So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.

 

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Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.

 

 

 Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

 

 

 Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

 

 

Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

 

 

Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?

A. They don't want to wear out the camel.

 

 

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

 

 

Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

 

 

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.

 

 

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

 

 

Q. What Do You Call Kids Born In Whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.

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