you tired of the mushy "friendship" poems that always sound
good but never actually come close to reality?
here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true
friendship and truth itself!
When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
you smile, ... I'll know you finally got laid.
you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
you are confused, ... I will use little words to explain it to your
you are sick, ... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
is my oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're
A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body